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 Elton Joel RW2   2'25
With apologies to them both. A rock piano solo without lyrics.

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 Elegy RW2   2'25
Many, many parts to weave and balance - needs ensemble skills, even though it's for solo piano.

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 Grumpy Trolls RW2   2'25
A contest piece with bite. Storms and stamps all over the piano before the jump-up-and-bow finish.

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 Snowflakes RW2   2'25
A delicate picture piece - how many shades of quiet can you play?

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 MicroWaltz RW2   2'25
Less than a minute long. For early intermediate students.

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 Processional RW2   2'25
A concert opener that quickly breaks out of its initial stately reserve.

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Deadwood Students                 back to magazine homepage

by Philip Johnston

 

Introduction | Groundhog Day Students | "Whatever Students" | Phantom Students Bookless Wonders | The Bulldozer Chatterbox | Mannequins | The non-practicer
The Arguer
| Painful Parents |"Can't do" students | Checking the final score


So how did your student score?

 

0-25 points

Unless the points here were all for your Number One Pet Hate, there just may be a future for this student in your studio after all. Hopefully though there is a nice list of positives that can offset what's been driving you crazy...but if there's not, then do yourself a favour and cut them loose.

26-50 points

Not a half hour any music teacher would look forward to—plenty of reasons here to consider winding things up.

51-75 points

The money you earn from this student will end up going straight into a therapist's pocket if things continue as they are. Time to start planning the "it's time for a break" speech, or someone's going to eventually discover you sitting in a corner, sucking your thumb, mumbling the student's name over and over...

76 -100 points

Students like these were used to extract confessions from music teachers during the Inquisition. Obviously you had sinned grieviously in a former life to have this inflicted upon you each week...but really, why are you doing this to yourself? Go make the call, and reclaim that slice of your life.

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