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Elton Joel RW2 2'25
With apologies to them both. A rock piano solo without lyrics.
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Elegy RW2 2'25
Many, many parts to weave and balance - needs ensemble skills, even though it's for solo piano.
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Introduction | Groundhog Day Students | "Whatever Students" | Phantom Students Bookless Wonders | The Bulldozer Chatterbox | Mannequins | The non-practicer
The Arguer | Painful Parents |"Can't do" students | Checking the final score
So how did your student score?
| 0-25 points | Unless the points here were all for your Number One Pet Hate, there just may be a future for this student in your studio after all. Hopefully though there is a nice list of positives that can offset what's been driving you crazy...but if there's not, then do yourself a favour and cut them loose. |
| 26-50 points | Not a half hour any music teacher would look forward to—plenty of reasons here to consider winding things up. |
| 51-75 points | The money you earn from this student will end up going straight into a therapist's pocket if things continue as they are. Time to start planning the "it's time for a break" speech, or someone's going to eventually discover you sitting in a corner, sucking your thumb, mumbling the student's name over and over... |
| 76 -100 points | Students like these were used to extract confessions from music teachers during the Inquisition. Obviously you had sinned grieviously in a former life to have this inflicted upon you each week...but really, why are you doing this to yourself? Go make the call, and reclaim that slice of your life. |
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